Who is mooning at the bottom of the ocean? How did the moon even get down there? Writer Paul loves singer Leslie. They’ve been married, let’s say, a while now. But Paul is stuck. He can’t write, and the mediocre hack at the corner coffee shop just won a MacArthur. What’s a chump to do? Paul hires a PI, obviously, to discover the secret of literary success. Will he learn the deep-down mysteries, or find himself washed up?