In this adult pantomime by Tom Whalley, author of last season’s Jack off the Beanstalk, Princess A’whora has finally come of age, though a terrible curse from the wicked fairy Carab*tch means one prick in her hand and she’ll perish! With the help of the fabulously thorny Fairy Hanny, will the Queen and Muddles get in a spin? Or will the scantily clad Prince Albert have to get his chopper out?